The Pro-Commoner, Anti-Aristocratic, and Anti-Gender Role Manifesto for Writers

By Eli Vandegrift

People waste ink on maintaining the damn gender roles

he or she he or she he or she or he or she or she or he or he or she or he or she

they

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mark me exclaimed! 

i refuse to engage if the matter does not concern me 

those who are pressed upon must press back 

a machine does not determine your worthiness

a machine is an aristocat aristrocat aristocrat

raise the guillotine and lets cut it off 

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those with a pussy —– RIOT

those with an in between —– RIOT

those with the genitals that do not personally fit with those they were assigned at birth —– RIOT

those with any undeniable urge to kill a rich a rich a rich a rich a rich a rich a rich a  arist aristro arist arist o aristo arist aristocrat 

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kiss me i have axes in my bed

let us

clang them together 

sofly

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ACCORDING TO COMMONER LAW #1

Everything is connected to everything else 

And i firmly believe

I am connected to everyone 

And everyone

Is not connected to me 

But connection is subjective

ACCORDING TO COMMONER LAW #2

Everything has to go somewhere and there is no such place as away

And i firmly believe

That i am in the away

I am in the place of somewhere

and not 

Nowhere 

ACCORDING TO COMMONER LAW #3

Everything is always changing

And i firmly believe

Change is the path to the gospel 

bringing you to your knees 

in the middle of a supermarket 

ACCORDING TO COMMONER LAW #4

There is no such thing as a free lunch 

And i firmly believe 

that i am both free 

and a fucking snack 

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